11.02.2005

Salad Fingers



This past weekend in a last minute effort to procure a halloween costume I finally decided on Salad Fingers. Having lost interest in digging out the vintage earphones and bad teeth in an effort to become Frankie Wilde, I stumbled across the linked cartoon. I spent the rest of the night with lettuce taped to my fingers as I held my little spoon. Unfortunately it was not rusty.

12 comments:

aisy said...

that was so bizarre!

did milk come out of your teat too? lisa said she laughed so hard when she saw you. too bad i missed the hallowe'ening. it looks fab salad finger.

dävid said...

salad fingers is so creepy g-unit.

i don't think you should take the sacrament next week.

aisy said...

the lettuce may just prevent him from doing so, as i'm not sure how one would pick up anything with salad fingers.

Cindy said...

My best friend Kim says that women who are breastfeeding can find relief from the cracking by placing a leaf of lettuce on their breast.

Cindy said...

...and that picture is really creepy.

ninjutation said...

My hand felt pretty good afterwards

rebus said...

cracking breasts, leaky teats, rusty spoons, delectable fingers...mmmm, it's too much, i think i'll crawl into this cozy oven for a short nap.

Tod Robbins said...

best picture of the year.

hands, lettuce hands, down.

brilliant sir, brilliant.

mskaz said...

No, it's cabbage for the boobs, not lettuce. And it's for breast engorgement. Slows milk production. Not that I know this first hand or anything.

G, when I showed Avery this picture and asked who it was she said, "Well it's Graham, but he doesn't look very good."

The Sisters Dong said...

the feeling of lettuce on your bare face is something to experience, believe you me

aisy said...

i love, love, love little miss avery

dävid said...

so where ELSE can i put lettuce on my body?

hahahahhaha